Redneck Soccer

You know your a redneck if you're playing soccer and you say ''I hit my two best balls today... with a rake.''

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Act Of God	Dumb as Rocks	Tiff With Riley	Dick Cheney and the Bushes
Yo Mama's So Fat... Tie	Hard Drive	A manager walks into his office...	Yo mama's so fat...
Monks Made a Mistake	Quickie	Blonde House Party	Yo Mama's So Fat... Turned On
Confucious...Baseball	Yo mama's So Hairy	Minor differences	Yo mama's So Hairy
Horny Toad	Clinton Abortion Bill	Lawyer vs. Snake	Yo mama's breath stink so bad...
Men Two Hobbies	Yo mama's So Stupid	Sorortiy sister, nympho & hooker	Gone Fishin'
A Redneck Retaliation	Yeehaw! The Alabama Lottery!	GirlFriend 1.0 - Software Helpline Excerpt	Yo mama's so fat... door
The Farmer's Daughters	Yo Mama's So Fat... Bus	State Slogans	Innie Weenie
What is red and green?	Yo mama's...Easy	The Blue Eye	Two Arkansans meet on a dusty, country road...
Redneck Wedding	Computer Breasts	What's the difference between a...	Yo Mama's So Fat... Horse
Clinton Monument	Brother is "Out"	Country Politics	Branch-Davidians
Saddam Hussein in a Foxhole	A GUT-WRENCHING FART STORY	Connection Between Star Trek and TP	Blonde's Appendicitis
Teacher's Pet	Homeward Blonde