Redneck Soccer

You know your a redneck if you're playing soccer and you say ''I hit my two best balls today... with a rake.''

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Atlantic Coast and a Blonde	Monica's Testimony	Another Weekend At The Home	Keep Warm
The 11th Commandment	Yo mama is FUGLY	Genital Mutilation is Funny	The Facts of Life
Chalkboard Culprit	Pickmeup	Yo mama's So Fat	Brown and Serve
Archeological Gag	Yo Mama's so Fat... God	George Bush is So Stupid...	Lady At the Bar
Pool	Blind, Blonde, & Ballsy	People Who Should've Won This Years Nobel Prize	Blonde Basement
Yo Mama's so ugly... smiles	A Toast	A cop pulls Jenna Bush over for speeding	Yo Mama's So Ugly... Record
Lawyer Stamps	Times When the F-word Was Appropriate	Scratch Those Thangs	The Muffler
What is grosser than gross?	Two hicks at a toy store	Cris Cross	Witchy Women
Psychology Class	Not Going To Try This Again	Bin Laid	Lawyers' Birth Control
Top Ten Perks Of Being Saddam Hussein's Stepson	Blonde Shower	Abstinence	A blond decides she wants to go ice fishing. ...
Call Me Back	More Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!	Penguin & JFK, Jr.	Yo Mama's So Ugly
Yo Mama's Teeth	Blonde's Favorite Nursery Rhyme	Dump List	Two Black Eyes
Gay Midget	Door Hinge