Redneck Soccer

You know your a redneck if you're playing soccer and you say ''I hit my two best balls today... with a rake.''

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Bra & Hat	What's Rough and Hairy?	Blonde Crossing	Bee Milky
Yo mama's Teeth	Bubba's Secret	Yo mama's so fat... bath	Yo Mama's so Fat... Sex
Bad Lawyer	We Don't Swerve Blondes Here	Fishing for a Week	Louisiana Heritage
Diplomacy Definition	Losin' It	Tickle Me Dirty Politics	Brunette, Blonde & Railroad Tracks
Yo mama's So Stupid	The Blonde and the Jumper	Incontinent Vegetarian	Cow Pat Lip Gloss
Early Stages of Viagra Development	Those Shady Frenchies	Talking Out of Your Ass	Yo Mama's So Ugly... looked like her
Clinton's Bookmarks	Yo mama's breath stink so bad...	The Teacher's Gift	It's What's For Dinner
Yo Mama's So Fat... Car	Yo mama's so fat...	32 Rednecks	Hulking Mass
The Top 6 Ways a Football is Like a Blonde	Racists and Lightbulbs	Church	Yo Mama's So Fat... BVD's
Stop Tailgating	Yo mama and a rat	Yo Mama Like a Stamp	Warm and Moist
History Remembers Bill Clinton	The Definition of	Yo Mama's So Fat... Handbag	Redneck Toothbrush
Infectious Fast Food	Bar... Alabama	Yo Mama's So Fat... Grand Canyon	Yo mama's...Forklift
Rules of the South	Yo mama's So Fat