Yo mama's so fat... Hopscotch

Yo Mamma's so fat she plays hopscotch like this: Atlanta, New York, Chicago, Detroit, Los Angelos, Seattle, Las Vegas...

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Q. Whats the difference between George W. ...	Redneck College Grad	What do you call a prostitute's children?	A Scotsman is on holiday in New York City...
Elephant Tampon	A blond decides she wants to go ice fishing. ...	Baby boomers	Military Service
What's blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette...	Yo Mama's So Fat... Nose Hair	Yo Mama's So Smelly... Deordorant	Bug's Mind
Mozart Beyond the Grave	Yo mama's So Ugly	Yo Mama's So Fat... X-Files Tee	The Worst Hostage Drama In The World
Diplomacy Definition	Our Little Carrie Loves To Screw	Dye, Blonde, Dye	Baking Blondes
What's Worse?	Carefully Placed Periods	Blonde's Vocabulary	Hot Air Balloon
Sorortiy sister, nympho & hooker	Midgets Rock Las Vegas	Scags Who Blew Bill	Yo mama's So Stupid
The Leprechaun Of The Bathroom	Mouth Organ	The Blonde's Special Order	Blonde Boobies
Fooled You	Mechanical Sex	Ronald McDonald In A Nudist colony	Yo mama's so hairy...
A tourist walks into a curio shop and sees ...	Blonde Hide and Go Seek	Signs You Should Join E-Mailers Anonymous	Texas Talkin'
Smokey the Bear	Yo Mama's So Fat... Car	You Might Be A Redneck...Rat Trap	Yo mama's...Forklift
Yo mama's so fat... mayonnaise	Bad Blondes, Whatcha Gonna Do?	The Devout Catholic Woman	Diplomacy Definition
Yo mama's So Fat... Haul Ass	Blonde's Appendicitis