Scratch Those Thangs

Why do women rub their eyes in the morning?

Because they don't have any balls to scratch!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Wright, Right?	Yo mama's So Fat	Yo momma so stupid...	Yo mama's...So Hairy
Flies in a Lightbulb	Blonde in the Third Grade	Concorde Humor	Handy Blondy
Yo Mama's So Fat... Space	The Teacher's Gift	Divided By A Common Language	Rookie Pitcher
Lawyer vs. Water Fowl	Yo Mama's So Old... Dreams	Rhoids	In a murder trial...
Pigskin Pro	Men Two Hobbies	In school one day, the teacher decided that ...	Hungry Mama
Beer Consumption	Blonde Kidnapper	Sex Advice	The Bill Clinton Sale
A man at a retirement home was walking ...	Florida Orange Growers	What Is Politics?	Florida Orange Growers
How To Get A Raise	Helen Keller Joke	A Roomful of Rednecks	Al Gore's Piercings
President Clinton & the Pope	Test Tube Baby	Yo mama's...Fat	Florida Orange Growers
www.YoMama	People Really Said These Things In Court	Office English Dictionary	Deer Tracks
Beer Translations	Hired Help	Seek and Ye Shall Find...	Yo mama is a fatty
Yo Mama Like a Stamp	Political Jokes	Squeaky Clean	Blonde with Half a Brain
Hard Sleepin'	The Perfect Woman