Scratch Those Thangs

Why do women rub their eyes in the morning?

Because they don't have any balls to scratch!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's...Skinny	An Ugly Position	Don't Choke	Yo mama's...Fat
Yo Mama's so Fat... God	Suicide Attempt	Curly Hair	Famous George W. Quotes
Yo mama's So Fat	Yo mama's...Ugly	Yo Mama's So Fat... Neck	The Facts of Life
Blonde Boobies	Oscar Meyer	Blonde Chainsaw Massacre	Washington Survey
Beer Translations	Yo mama so fat...	Pickled Bread	The Fishing Spot
Clemson Wedding -- A long, true story	M&M's	What would you do?	A lady walks into her doctors office ...
Snow Off-White	Innie Weenie	Mechanic's Lube	Coming to America
Yo mama's So Fat... Cereal	Blonde and House	Confucius...Sausage	Surprise Package
The Dirty Wife	Taliban Bingo	Three Girls Go Camping	Yo mama's So Short
Taliban Poetic Justice	Yo Mama's So Fat... Car	Redneck Baseball	Say What Again?
The Vampire	Joke for Limeys	Lesbians in a Canoe	Mountain Bike
You might be a redneck if you can french-kiss...	Yo Mama so Bald	Dear Abby: My husband is a liar and a cheat	Name That Animal, Kids
Mountain Bike	Blonde Nurse