Blonde Nurse

Q: Why does a blonde nurse carry around a red pen?

A: To draw blood.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo Mama's So Fat... Stomach	Bubba Died in a Fire	Wife vs. Job	Hot Air Balloon
Osama's Valentine	Yo mama's so poor... shoe	Guys vs. Girls	Deathbed Lawyer
Heaven and Hell	Into the Dust Bin Laden of History	Yo mama's So Fat	Yo mama's So Ugly
Blonde Joke	Yo Mama's So Fat... Both	Darn Crazy Kids	Winnie the Pooh
Hey fatty	A Real Ball Buster	Yo mama's...Dirty	Genie and the Taliban
Erin Go Bra Shopping	Ten Cents	Captured Blonde	Blonde Braincells
Joystick (Ya Get It?)	Redneck and Bugs	Taliban Snippet	Nutty Hunters
M&M's	Yo Mama's so Dumb... Fish	What are you thinking about?	100,000 Frenchman
You Might Be A Redneck...Shotgun	Multi-Balls	Tasty, tasty fat!	Dikfer
You Might Be A Redneck If...	Tickle Me Dirty Politics	Toe Curl	Hoshimota
Santa, Tooth Fairy, Drunk, Lawyer	You Know You're Old	Kiss Me I'm Blonde	Blonde in a Tree
Yo Mama vs. Godzilla	Jumping Rope	Lawyers on the Beach	Cash Flow
Fast Food for Rednecks	The Blonde and the Librarian