Bush Has a Short One

Bush has a short one. Gorbachev has a long one. Madonna does not have one. And a priest does not use his. What is it?

A last name.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Martha Stewart's Holiday To-Do List	Ways to Let Someone Know Their Fly is Open	Yo mama's so fat... 90210	A man's logic
Yo mama's so fat... fell over	Yo mama's So Fat... Leather	Pool	A blonde wearing a headset walks into a salon
Farmer Joe and his Mule	Yummy Mama	West Virgina's Most Confusing Day	Human Resource Lingo
Rookie Pitcher	Yo mama's so hairy...	Stuffing	Age-Old Riddle
Thanksgiving Everyday	Yo Mama's So Fat... Blood Type	69	Yo Mama's So Fat... Shows up
Gold Digger	Yo mama's...Dumb	A manager walks into his office...	Politically Speaking
That's A Buncha Bull	Suicidal Blonde	Another Dumb Mama Joke	Blondes and Buses
Poor Old Man	Yo mama's So Stupid	War Pigs	Virgins in Caves
Bumper Crop O' Bumper Stickers	Computer Breasts	What a Gasser	Blonde at the Appliance Store
J.Lo and doorknobs	Redneck in a Suit	There is a Navy guy and a Marine...	Professor of Logic
69	Yo mama's...Ugly	Salesman: A New One, Really	Rednecks' Dogs
You Might Be A Redneck If...Fight Song	Baking Blondes	Yo mama's So Nasty	Right of Way
Valentine Gift Test	Aliens Attack