Bush Has a Short One

Bush has a short one. Gorbachev has a long one. Madonna does not have one. And a priest does not use his. What is it?

A last name.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Gumor's Orifice Confusion	Yo mama is so stupid...	Yo mama's So Fat	Yo Mama's... Hairy
An Ugly Position	Yo Mama's So Stupid	Doctor, Doctor! Gimme The News!	Yo mama's So Old
Two nuns from France were coming to New York...	Yo mama's So Old	Frosty, is that you?	You Might Be A Redneck If...Hairdo
Yo mama's So Stupid	How many blondes does it take...	A falling out	Funny Business
Dr. Love	Cows In Government	Did I do that?	Drinker, Smoker, Homosexual
Yo mama's So Poor	Blondes on a Rope	A Natural Blind	A Blonde, the Beach, and...Beer?
Get yo fingers bit	Brunette Shopping	Red Ribbon Blue Ribbon	Yo Mama's So Fat... Disease
Yo mama's...Stupid	Redneck Fly-swatter	Virgins in Caves	The Farmer's Daughters
Yo Mama's So Small	Toe Curl	Yo mama's so ugly... stuck her face	Obese Michigan Mammas
Talking Blondes	Wet Lawyers	Peek-A-Boo	Yo Mama Like a Stamp
Another Dumb Blonde	Yo mama's So Fat... Sea World	Monica At The UN	Yo mama's So Fat... Lifeguard
Redneck on the Radio	Yo mama's so ugly	Seasick	Blond Restroom Attendant
Sorortiy sister, nympho & hooker	Pickle Slicer