Blind Skydivers

Do you know why blind people don't skydive?

It scares the crap out of their seeing-eye-dogs.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo Mama's So Fat... C-Section	It's Not For Him, Stupid	Three Stupid Wives	Yo mama is so dumb...
High Stakes	Sex-Obsessed Blonde	You Might Be A Redneck If... Family	Dwarf Eskimo
Yo mama's so fat... mayonnaise	What's That, Tampon?	Deadbeat in a Bar	Dirty Swiss
Pacific Ocean Lawyers	Tennis Balls	Designated drunkard	Go To The LMV
A blonde wearing a headset walks into a salon	Peopling The Earth	American Divorce	Bird-Brained in Helopisa
Blonde on Fire	Garden of Eden	Shriveled Lovin'	Yo' Face So Greasy
Bad Blondes, Whatcha Gonna Do?	Yo mama is so nasty...	You Might Be A Redneck...Total	Keeping In Under The Kilt
Gary Condit's M.O.	Yo mama's so fat...	Blonde on Fire	You Might Be A Redneck...Total
History Remembers Bill Clinton	Grass Eater	The Blind Man	Yo mama's so fat... runs
Yo mama's So Fat	Doctor Demented	Yo Mama's So Ugly	Friendly Neighbors
Bishop And The Ass	Blondes and Cops	Bush Has a Short One	How Many Interns?
Yo Mama's So Fat... Restaurant Gave Her	Blonde Mixup	The Three Basketball Players On The Roof	Yo mama's So Poor
Yo mama's so dumb... hour	Redneck Christmas Shopping