Blonde in the Morning

Q: What does a blonde do when she wakes up?

A: Go home!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Two Middle Easterners Exchange Moronic Lies	Mr. Macho	Socks	Blondes and cow patties
Loose Potatoes	Not All Blondes Are Dumb	Yo mama's...Fat	Clinton and the Pope
Stayin' Alive	Lawyers in the Trees	In a murder trial...	Chicken Wire & Duct Tape
Yo mama's... stupid	Yo mama's So Poor	Osama in the Holy Land	Three Drunk Men
Inventions	In Arkansas They Got Grody Teeth	Wet Lawyers	Paper Street
Grandma's Birthday	I Feel Really Bad For The Post Office	Tag Team	Girlfriend 1.0 -> Wife 1.0
Comin' 'Cross the Ohio River	You Might Be A Redneck...Shotgun	Redneck Spelling Test	The Blonde and the Worm
A woman wearing a strapless gown and ...	Yo mama's so ghetto... wheelies	Yo mama's So Fat... Cereal	Yo mama's so stupid... Wu-tang
Arkansas Toothbrush	Yo mama's So Old	George Dubya on a Sinking Ship	Monica's New Boyfriend
Taxation	Blonde and Tracks	Lightbulbs vs Pregnant Women	Redneck Teeth
Rules of the South	The First Lady's patriotic duties	Blonde - Death in the Family	Yo Mama's So Small
Stop Tailgating	The Smartest Dog Ever	Aliens Attack	Blonde on Fire
Dumb Crooks Roundup	Pickled Bread