Blonde in the Morning

Q: What does a blonde do when she wakes up?

A: Go home!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Blonde Crossing	Exotic Male Dancer	Tigger Please	Yo mama's So Stupid
Adam and Eve, Surprised	Blonde with Half a Brain	Yo Mama's So Ugly	Yo mama's So Ugly
Three Hellos	Lawyers' Lucky Break	Yo mama's So Poor	Dear Old Dad
Gold Digger	Redneck Driver's License Application	Annoying Boy on Bus	Ask The Doctor
Yo Mama's So Ugly	One Drunken Night	Free Sex Contestants	Woman Says, Man Hears
It's Very Difficult To Marry Princesses	Blonde Riding Shotgun	Brooklyn and Women	The Quotable Marion Barry
Nuns Should Beware San Francisco Buses	Blonde Horse Sense	Redneck Disaster	Yo mama's So Fat... Smiles
The Paperboy	Lipstick Or...?	Yo Mama's so ugly... your dad	Five Surgeons
A trucker picks up a hitchhiker...	Powder	A Fart Smeller or A Smart Feller	Runny Noodle
Yo Mama's So Fat... 7-11	You Might Be A Redneck If...Tattoo	Britney & Christina Get Locked Out	Redneck Wins the Lottery
Horny Old Ladies	Halle Berry Bares All	Proverbs	THE DAILY SHOW HEADLINES
Man Beats Dog	Texan Poetry	Mrs. Shagwell	Dinner on the Road
Yo mama's so fat... pictures	Homosexual