Yo mama's...Fat

Yo' Mama is so fat, that when she wears blue people think a flood is coming.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Gary Condit's Bad Hair Days	Yo Mama's So Ugly	A Blonde, the Beach, and...Beer?	Yo Mama's So Stupid... Illegitimate
Husbands' Performance	Crab Cakes	Fast Food	A Leprechaun and his Bodily Fluids
Bill Clinton and Senator Hillary Clinton...	The Size of the Ranch	Blonde Data	Wanted: Dead Or Alive
Don't Eat the Yellow Snow	Girls Just Wanna Have Fun	Potential & Reality	Yo mama's So Fat
69	Microsoft and a Halter Top	Three nuns die and go to heaven....	Blonde Riding Shotgun
Yo mama's So Poor	Coming Into The Closet	Yo mama's...Ugly	Southern Foreplay
Surprise Package	Yo mama's so nasty...	Soy Toy	Yo mama's So Fat
Texan Poetry	That's A Buncha Bull	Man Quiz -- Are You Trained?	Hillbilly Newlyweds
Chilling with the Eskimo	Yo Mama's... Stupid: Pepsi	Redneck Baseball	Baby boomers
How to Sell a Bible	Yo mama's so fat...	Blondes and Pickles	Two Black Eyes
B-Day Sex	Blonde - Drowning	Heckle Me Harder	You might be a redneck if your daddy...
Definitely	Blondes in a Convertible	Sorortiy sister, nympho & hooker	Vampire Date
Railroad Redneck	All I Want Is a Beer!