Yo Mama's So Fat... no birth certificate

Yo' mama so fat, when she was born, they didn't get a birth certificate -- they got blueprints!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo Mama's so Smelly... Yeast	Sexual Confessional	Fair-Haired Science Fair	The Man With One Brain
Yo Mama's So Smelly... Deordorant	B-Day Sex	Yo mama's...Fat	Confessions Of Sodom
Blondes and Cops	Mozart Beyond the Grave	Stained	First Cut is the Deepest
Yo Mama's so old... act	Still Together	Blonde Nurse	Inventions
Sex and Dieting	Legs Open	Three Girls Go Camping	Fart Glossary
Like Midgets In The Night...	Screw The World	The Bill Clinton Sale	Lawyers in Lust
Never Seen A Priest	Yo mama's So Fat	Blondes and Brunettes	Elephant and Man
White, Slimy, & Horny	Mechanic's Lube	SF Pregnancy Rate	You Might Be A Redneck If...Genitalia
Greg Norman	Yo Mama Bald	Dubya, Obviously Not Jewish	Our Little Carrie Loves To Screw
Take a Lawyer to the Beach!	Yo mama's so Nasty	Give Him What He Wants	You Might Be A Redneck...
Yo mama's so fat... Satellite Dish	The Definition of	You Might Be A Redneck If...Bowling	The Annual Check-Up
Fun Things to Do at a Drive-Thru	Blonde's Appendicitis	Yo Mama's So Fat... Turned On	Obese Michigan Mammas
Beautiful?	Yo mama's So Ugly