Yo Mama's... Ugly

Yo mama's so ugly, she walked out of the pet store and the alarm went off.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Leggy Blonde	Yo Mama's So Ugly	Stuck in the middle	Yo mama's So Poor
Yo mama's so fat... two buses	Flies in a Lightbulb	You Might Be A Redneck...Paved Road	Made in Canada
Yo mama's So Fat	Dr. Doctor	What P.M.S. Stands For	Healthy Virgin
Yo Mama's So Fat	Redneck Pants	Adam Talks All About Eve	Hey fatty
Prison Carpenter	Our local drugstore was robbed of 500 bottles...	Horseback Riding	Did you hear....?
Surprise Package	A Shave and a Shine	Blonde and Tracks	Bring Your Daughter to Work Day
White, Slimy, & Horny	Play Dead	The Businessman's Lucky Seat	Yo mama's smile
Famous People Say the Darndest Things	A blonde was out on a date. Her date said ...	Circumcision...At Your Age?	A Little Help From the Shakes
Ark-N-Saw	Yo Mama's So Fat... Hula Hoop	America has finally captured Saddam ...	Q & A...Shower
Our Little Carrie Loves To Screw	Blonde On a Ledge	Redneck Computer Lingo	Yo Mama's So Fat...
Taliban Poetic Justice	Taliban Poetic Justice	Yo mama's...Fat	Getting Flowers
The Worst Hostage Drama In The World	Why'd The Redneck?	Morning at the White House	Step Right Up...
Chicken Crossfire	Mountain Bike