Q. How many lawyer jokes are there?

Q. How many lawyer jokes are there?
A. Three...the rest are all true.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

List of Short Books	Christmas Carol Parrot	My First Time	Redneck Bubblebath
Yo Mama's So Ugly	Yo Mama's So Fat... Nose Hair	Yo Mama's So Smelly... Deordorant	Dating a Prostitute
Curly Hair	Bug's Mind	The President''s Puzzle	Quickie
Blonde Cell Death	Minor differences	Which Hole?	A woman went to her priest with a problem...
Our Little Carrie Loves To Screw	Blonde Chainsaw Massacre	Redneck Pants	Invisible Carrots
Yo mama is FUGLY	You Work for the Government When:	Blonde Fired	You Might Be A Redneck...Gas Pedal
Bubble Blowing Duckies	One hungry Bush...	Mama mia, what's a honeymoon?	Hot Revenge
One hungry Bush...	Yo mama's So Stupid	A Little Help From the Shakes	Psychology Class
Monica's Deposition	Britney ain't no Barbie Doll	Zip It. Zip It Good.	West Virgin-ia
Clinton's Favorite Things	Taliban Poetic Justice	Yo momma so stupid...	Blonde Smoker
Yo mama's...Fat	Bad reception	You might be a redneck if your daddy...	Condom Size Tester
Yo mama's...Fat	Seven Dwarves On A Bus	What's Rough and Hairy?	Lunch time
Education in Arkansas	Viagra + Eyedrops = ?