How Much Should a Lawyer Weigh?

Q: What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?

A: About three pounds, including the urn.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

What, No Golden Goose?	Top 13 Never Heard At Daytona 500	Coming to America	Wife vs. Job
My First Time	Adam's New Organs	Yo mama's so skinny... baseball	Crab Cakes
Yo mama's so fat...	Clinton and Titanic	Student Nurse	Dentata
The Nuns and The Blind Man	Iraqi Funerals	What's The Difference, Yo?	Penis Requests a Raise
Yo Mama is Like a Stamp	Three Drunk Men	Elvis vs. Al Gore	Rookie Pitcher
Capitol Parrot	Blonde Hide and Go Seek	Yo Mama's So Poor... Bathroom	What are you thinking about?
Old People And Nastiness	Yo mamma's so retarded...	Pee On A Ferrari	Higher Larnin'
Southern Foreplay	Hot 'n' Heavy	Yo mama's...Curb	A Vow of 'Celebracy'
What is red and green?	Dog Talk	Yo mama's...Stupid	Blow pop
Yo mama's So Fat	What's Your Poison?	None	The Raffle
Yo mama's...Bus	Homosexual	The Top 6 Ways a Football is Like a Blonde	What's A Truncheon?
Talking Blondes	Saddam Hussein in a Foxhole	Guns don't kill....	Clinton's Favorite Things
Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo Mama's So Fat... Menu