How Much Should a Lawyer Weigh?

Q: What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?

A: About three pounds, including the urn.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Christmas Carol Parrot	Nasty Mama	Two Blondes and a Lake	Yo Mama's So Fat... Smoked
They''re Grrrrrreat	Dr. Doctor	Wal-marks the spot	Clinton's Safe Sex
Clinton's Finished Now	Blonde Loses Sweet Job	Fifty-Dollar Bet	Snakeskin Punny
Perfumed Blonde	Redneck Driver's License Application	Gotcha!	Adam and Eve, Surprised
Times When the F-word Was Appropriate	Rubbing Her The Right Way	Baby Drink	Redneck Feast
Snack Food	Riding in Cars With Boys	Yo Mama's So Fat... Two Watches	Bin Laden's Ruski Proposition
Yo mama's...Fat	Blondes and Bricks	Another Dumb Mama Joke	Yo mama's So Poor
Yo mama's So Ugly	Three Girls in the Desert	One day a blonde went into a department ...	Yo Mama's So Skinny
Drastic Diet	Girls From Kentucky	Brain Cell	LSD Cocktail
A Country War	Lightbulb...Californians	Cartwheeling for Cash	If Dear Abby Were Dear Albert
Hoshimota	Arctic Hooker	Farmer Joe and his Mule	Mommy, Mommy!
Redneck Baseball	Gross Grandma	The Cross-Eyed Cow	A Fashion Sense
You Might Be A Redneck If...In-Laws	Lawyer or Ass?