Cosmopolitan Redneck

You know you're a redneck when the biggest city you've been to is Wal-Mart.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's...Stupid	Work Blows	Vampires in a Bar	Titillating
Peeping Tom vs. A Pickpocket	I feel like chicken tonight	Gary Condit-Cadabra	Sons Devoted to Mom
Yo Mama's so dumb... car	Learning to Fly	Perfumed Blonde	What do you call a blond with half a brain?
Wizard of Oz	Gold Digger	Keep Gabby Reece Away	Pee On A Ferrari
Higher Larnin'	Blonde...Faxes	More Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!	You Might Be A Redneck
Yo mama's So Flat	Bill Clinton and Senator Hillary Clinton...	Microsoft and a Halter Top	The Blonde Fox
Flies Have Wings, Why?	Elephant and Prostitute	Yo mama's So Fat	German Virginity
Halloween Phrases That Sound Dirty	Viagra Diet	Viva Las Vegas	Little People have little...
Flash Me	Yo mama's So Fat... Turns Around	Doctor Demented	It's A War-Like Country
Heaven's Gate	Tickle Me Dirty Politics	Yo mama's...Stupid	Saddam Hussein in a Foxhole
Blond Father	Burnt Blonde Ears	Blondevision	Blonde Driving
Tornado and Redneck Divorce	Did you hear....?	Keep it on the DL	Yo Mama's So Fat... Shoeshine
Gold Digger	Yo Mama's So Ugly... Born