Dinner's Ready!

Two cannibals are eating dinner and one says, "I hate my mother-in-law."

The other replies, "Well, just eat your noodles, then."

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's so stupid... asphalt	Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo Mama's So Ugly	Redneck Pants
Elephant Tampon	What Are Politics?	Gore & Pantyhose	Dubya Quotes
3 blondes jump off a building ...	New Version of Playboy	Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands	Witchy Women
Yo Mama's So Fat... Space	You Might Be A Redneck If...Whiskey	Broom Factory	The True Story
Girls Just Wanna Have Fun	Blonde's Earrings	George W. Drowning	You Might Be A Redneck If...Pool Table
The Great Crab Escape	Jane's Addiction	Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo mama's So Stupid
100,000 Frenchman	A Blonde, the Beach, and...Beer?	Juicy Squirt	Osama is Celebate
Actual Police Quotes	Doctor Demented	Yo mama's So Fat	Yo mama's so ghetto... wheelies
Tick, Tick, Tick, Tick, Broom!	Baby Talk	The Blonde's Roadside Emergency	The Naked Truth
Sports and Virility	Close But No Cigar	Beep Beep	The First Lady's patriotic duties
Redneck Home Improvement	Hole in One	Potatoes Hotatoes	Step Right Up...
Signs You're Burned Out	Full Speed Ahead	You know you're having a bad day when your ...	500 lawyers in the ocean
Shekshy Legsh	If Ever You're Choking...