Dinner's Ready!

Two cannibals are eating dinner and one says, "I hate my mother-in-law."

The other replies, "Well, just eat your noodles, then."

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Ooooh vs. Ahhhh	Baked beans and their delightful tune	You Might Be Tough	Ronald McDonald In A Nudist colony
What A Wheat-y Blond Joke	Hot Tomato	Ways to Let Someone Know Their Fly is Open	Two Things About a Blonde
What's That, Tampon?	Dubya 'n' Drugs	Blonde Skydiver	Olllllld Lawyer
Blonde On a Ledge	Yo mama's... Roller Coaster	Yo Mama's So Fat... Polka Dot...	Yo mama's So Stupid
Yo mama's So Ugly	Blonde Secretary's Memo to her Boss	First Cut is the Deepest	New Favorite Number
Blonde in a Barber Shop	Tap Dancin'	Yo' Face So Greasy	Divided By A Common Language
Meat Department	A blonde comes home and finds her mom dead ...	Fishing for a Week	Yo Mama's Teeth So Yellow...
Blonde in a Tree	Blonde Bummer	Salesman: A New One, Really	Yo mama's so dumb... ribbed condom
Pickles Mating With Deer, Mass Hysteria	Potential & Reality	Viagra Coffee	Yo Mama's So Fat... Donut Shop
Coincidentally	You Might Be A Redneck	Why God Created Man	We Don't Swerve Blondes Here
Extra-Large Condoms	Definition of Suspicious	Salesman: A New One, Really	Yo Mama's So Fat... Wakes Up
Redneck At The Restaurant	Life Saver	Cannibals	A Crappy Date (A True Story)
You Might Be A Redneck...Riviera	Bleachin Yo Mama