Yo mama so ugly...

Yo mama so ugly, when she was a baby, she had to have porkchops tied around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's... Roller Coaster	Guess Who?	One Good Deed	Interesting Appearance. Not Normal
Yo Mama's So Fat... Clothes	Dirty Tricks	Blonde's Twinkle	Blonde & Turtle
Yo mama's So Fat	Who Let The Blondes Out?	The Blonde's Pregnancy Scare	Tickle These, Elmo
You Might Be A Redneck If...Hairdo	Man Catches Crocodile	Clinton & A New Gallup Poll	Feel the Hot Burn of Shame!!!
Little Voice	Blonde's Favorite Ten Years	Yo mama's...Fat	Question...Sex Change
Lawyers in the Trees	None	Drinker, Smoker, Homosexual	What is funnier than a zombie baby hanging...
Bulimic Bachelor Party	Hairclub for Women	What's funnier than a zombie baby?	Dinner's Ready!
A blonde was out on a date. Her date said ...	Bin Laid	Yo mama's got style	A Vow of 'Celebracy'
Yo Mama's Halloween	I'd Rather Have a Puppy	Blondes Love Puzzles	Men and Women FAQ
Return the Dog	Yo mama's... Roller Coaster	911	Racists and Lightbulbs
Blonde in Grocery Store	The Painter & Her Eyesight	Ghetto Mama	Yo mama's So Ugly
A Few Good Lawyers	It's Open Lawyer Season!	Person 1: Did you know Saddam has a bounty?	Redneck Wedding
Church	Blow pop