Yo mama's so fat... door

Yo' mama is so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

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Three Nuns and a Parrot	High Stakes	Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands	Nursery Crimes
Iraqi Law	Blonde Loses Sweet Job	Dumb as Rocks	Play Dead
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Redneck Disaster	Yo mama's So Stupid	All-Time Favorite Blonde Hijinx!	Hot 'n' Heavy
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