Clinton on Tobacco

What did President Clinton say when he was asked to compare the Paula Jones scandal with the Monica Lewinski scandal?

'Close but no cigar.'

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

First Lady	Yo mama's So Stupid	Better Luck Next Time	Blonde Shower
Yo Mama's So Fat... Clothes	Chew on this	Little Leprechaun?	Hairclub for Women
You Might Be A Redneck...Q-Tips	THE DRUNK	After Great Britain's Beer Festival...	Lawyers in Lust
A Road Trip to Yo Mama	Snowmen and Snowwomen	The NEW Poopie List!	A Few Good Men
Yo mama's So Old	Arkansas Scholars	A cop pulls Jenna Bush over for speeding	Respecting the First Lady
Yo mama's So Hairy	Blonde & Cruise	The Archaeologist's Wife	Yo mama's so poor, she only has...
Sheep Soup	Black Sheep	Blonde in the Morning	There is this old couple and they have been ...
Holiday	Parakeet Cereal	Man Of The House	Whose Son is He?
Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo Mama's So Dumb	Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!	Chew on this
Peeing Leprechaun	Yo Mama's Like a Brick	Dirty Knees	Clinton Monument
Handy Blondy	Yo Mama's So Fat... Stomach	Yo Mama's so old... act	Some Topical Bobbitt Humor
Sharks and Lawyers	Twisted Baby Joke	Condoms	Concorde Humor 2
How Many Blonde Jokes...	Lunch Anyone?