Clinton on Tobacco

What did President Clinton say when he was asked to compare the Paula Jones scandal with the Monica Lewinski scandal?

'Close but no cigar.'

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Once there was a blonde who wanted to prove ...	Yo Mama's So Fat... C-Section	Yo mama's So Fat	Playing Doctor
Group Photo	Who Wants To Be a Millionaire	Dought Girl	Yo Mama's so fat... broke
Sons Devoted to Mom	Soapy Sales	Rare Disorder	Arctic Hooker
Talking Out of Your Ass	Blonde Loses Sweet Job	Playing Doctor	The Seven Dwarfs
Yo mama's So Stupid	Bombing Works	Shop At WalRusMart	Redneck College Grad
Stone Surprise	Shirts Off	A manager walks into his office...	The Birds, The Bees, The Bushettes
Play Dead	Bombing Works	Hard Sleepin'	Yo Mama's so fat... quarter
Blonde...Bananas	Yo Mama's So Fat... Epilepsy	What A Wheat-y Blond Joke	Double Wide
Soy Toy	Shipwrecked	A blonde was cooking dinner	Blonde - Elmo Factory
Blonde in Grocery Store	Flour Patch	None	Come Early And Bring Your Lunch
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The Three Horses of the Apocalypse	Obese Michigan Mammas	Knock Knock... Sham	Wanted: Dead Or Alive
Bush's Morning Run	Bus Stop Blondes