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| Four surgeons were sitting around discussing who
they like to operate on.
The first surgeon said, "I like operating on
librarians. When you open them up everything is in alphabetical order".
The second surgeon said, "I like operating
on accountants. When you open them up everything is in numerical order".
The third surgeon said, "I like operating on
electricians. When you open them up everything is color coded.
The fourth surgeon said, "I like operating
on lawyers".
The other three surgeons looked at each other in
disbelief. One of them asked why.
The fourth surgeon replied, "Because they
are heartless, gutless, spineless, and their ass and head are interchangeable". |
