Vibrators and Soybeans

What do vibrators and soybeans have in common? They are both great substitutes!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo Mama's... Hairy	Yo mama's so poor...	Yo mama's Teeth So Crooked	Blonde in a Library
Yo Mama's So Fat... Space	Dr. Doctor	Yo mama's so poor... drive-bys	Dye, Blonde, Dye
Redneck... Fast Food	You So Ugly	Gary Condit's M.O.	Blonde Horse Sense
Gum	Santa, Tooth Fairy, Drunk, Lawyer	Grass Eater	Cris Cross
Yo Mama's So Fat... Blood Type	Yo Mama's So Old	Drinker, Smoker, Homosexual	Hormonally Yours
Yo mama's So Stupid	Shrinking, Red Narcissist	Star Dreck	Pre-Paid Plan
Get yo fingers bit	Yo mama's So Ugly	Red Ribbon Blue Ribbon	Yo mama's Teeth
Jack and Jill II	Fishing for a Week	Which Hole?	You Might Be A Redneck If...Whiskey
Blonde Invention	Soyburger vs dildo	Puzzle Pieces	Grosser Than Gross Kiss
Blonde Bet	Bad Dog, Put Fluffy Back	Beep Beep	Helisoft
Redneck Shopper	Yo momma's so fat she has to polish her nails...	Substituting Rats for Lawyers	Daddies Bond Over a Beer
Blonde in a Round Room	Give Him What He Wants	Pharmacist Phun	Don't Step Out of the Car
Houston Schoolin'	Blonde's Medical Exam