Two Sperm

Two sperm are walking down the street. How do you know which one is happy?

It's the one with egg on its face!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Dubya Quotes	Yo mama's So Fat	Your Parents Messed Up	Highly Illogical
Bush's Winning Campaign Slogans	Suicide Attempt	Yo mama's so stupid...	You Might Be A Redneck
Clinton's Finished Now	Yo Mama's So Fat... Trip	Le Parfumerie y le Blonde	Yo Mama's So Fat... Airport
The Painter & Her Eyesight	Did I do that?	Screwed, For Sure	Prison Carpenter
Jane's Addiction	Yo mama's So Ugly	Sleeping Blonde	Dumb Crooks Roundup
Play Dead	Osama and Saddam are walking through a ...	Yo mama's had more pricks than...	Blonde With License
Cris Cross	Donations for Dee Dee	Fat Chance	Afghani Fowl
Blonde's Finals	Yo Mama's So Fat... Drives	Difference Boy & Girl	Hi-Steppin' Mama
Dinner's Ready!	You Work for the Government When:	The Top 6 Ways a Football is Like a Blonde	Yo Mama's so Smelly... Yeast
Redneck Grandma	Blonde Mixup	Bad Case of the Stutters	Attention-Seeking Redneck
Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands	Paying the Price of Marriage	Yo Mama's So Bald... Shower	Blonde's Favorite Group
Redneck and Bugs	You Might Be A Redneck...Beer	Put It On Your Organ	Chicken Wire & Duct Tape
Redneck in a Suit	Hans Across Iraq