Two Sperm

Two sperm are walking down the street. How do you know which one is happy?

It's the one with egg on its face!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Redneck... Fast Food	Redneck Bubble Baths	Accident on the Golf Course	Bubba's Secret
Donkey Compliment	There was this redneck that walked into a ...	Blonde's Vocabulary	Yo Mama's Lips Are So Big
Blonde and a Pig	Yo mama's So Stupid	Elephant Tampon	Iraqi Funerals
Blonde's Thoughts on the YMCA	Chuck The Yuck	Confucious...Baseball	Soapy Sales
Yo mama's So Fat	All-Time Favorite Blonde Hijinx!	Perfumed Blonde	A Brunette a red head and a blonde were in ...
Monica & The Rest Of Us	A Road Trip to Yo Mama	Lady At the Bar	Yo Mama's So Fat... rolls
Yo Mama's So Old... Dreams	Yo mama's...Skinny	Hit TV Shows in Iraq	Blonde Riding Shotgun
That's Really, Really Nasty & Practical	Chilled Crabs	Free Sex Contestants	Steak and Sex
You Might Be A Redneck If...Toilet	Blonde on the Run	Swinging Redneck	Red Ribbon Blue Ribbon
Dentata	Walruses And Their Tupperware	Condom Size Tester	Al Gore's Piercings
Brunettes and God	Three words that describe Britney Spears	Yo Mama's So Fat... Wakes Up	You Might Be A Redneck
The Aggie	Hillbilly Newlyweds	Yo Mama vs. Godzilla	Put It On Your Organ
Nudist Colony	Dr. Doctor