Redneck Toasts

You know you're a redneck when at your wedding you toast with Budweiser.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama so dirty...	Dinner's Ready!	Dubya Quotes	Yo mama is so stupid...
Talking Italian	The Lawyer's Funeral	Osama's New City	You Might Be a Redneck if...
Redneck Anthem	Yo Mama's So Fat... God	Ignorance	A trucker picks up a hitchhiker...
You Might Be A Redneck If...In-Laws	Blonde and Dictionary	Blondes in a Box	Sports and Virility
Two Sperm	The Teacher's Gift	Yo mama's So Stinky	Bush and Cheney Lunch
The Vampire	Man Walks Into a Lawyer's Office...	George W. Drowning	Lesbian Harem
A cop pulls Jenna Bush over for speeding	The Seven Dwarfs	Alabama Farmer	Birds of Paradise
Three Girls Go Camping	Fart Glossary	S & M	Material Lust
Yo mama's...Ugly	Blonde Horse Sense	Hot 'n' Heavy	Stupid Blonde
Doctor Demented	Elephant and Man	Horse Tears	A falling out
You Might Be A Redneck...Riviera	Yo Mama's So Fat... can't	Work Blows	Seek and Ye Shall Find...
Blonde Basement	Difference!	Getting Flowers	Confucius...Sausage
A blond decides she wants to go ice fishing. ...	Bubba Hump