Yo mama's so fat... beeper

Yo mama is so fat when her beeper went off people thought she was backing up.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Elevator Shoes	Yo Mama's So Poor... Kick	Office English Dictionary	Bright Eyes
Deadbeat in a Bar	Ignorance	Yo Mama's... Ugly	First Day Out
What are you thinking about?	Yo Mama Laundromat	Twelve Inch Pianist	Yo Mama's So Poor
What P.M.S. Stands For	Potential & Reality	After Great Britain's Beer Festival...	Clinton & A New Gallup Poll
Southern University Psychology	Nudist BMOC	Prison Carpenter	From Cradle to Ladle
Blonde Bird	Yo Mama's So Fat... Car	Yo mama's So Dumb	This is a poor joke
Ultimate Rejection	Blondes n' Crayons	Mama knows how to have fun	Did I do that?
Yo Mama's So Fat... Bacon	Guess Who?	Nutty Hunters	Blonde and Brunette, Falling
Little Voice	LSD Cocktail	Racists and Lightbulbs	Circumcisional Evidence
Bush Fans	B-Day Sex	It was a hot day in Iowa. Helga hung the...	Pre-Paid Plan
Windows 666	Yo Mama's So Fat... Butt	Birth Control	A Shave and a Shine
Captain Hook's Death	You at the Yard Sale	Why did the blonde get fired...	Hail To The...No, Wait
Smurf and Turf	Blonde Data