Yo mama's so fat... beeper

Yo mama is so fat when her beeper went off people thought she was backing up.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Skydiving	Yo mama's so fat... mayonnaise	Question...Sex Change	Yo mama's So Poor
Mr. Macho	Blonde Chainsaw Massacre	Miracle Exercise	Hard Drive
Blonde Who Has it All	Blonde Loses Sweet Job	Blonde in a Snowstorm	Blond Father
What's green and smells like ...	Gary Condit's M.O.	What is funnier than a zombie baby hanging...	Bob Dole's Underwear
Hide the Duke	Hanging With Rednecks	Yo Mama's Scalp Condition	Yo Mama's So Stupid
Blonde in the Mirror	Yo Mama's So Greasy	President Hillary	First Class
Some Topical Bobbitt Humor	Rhoids	Sex Advice	Yo mama's so Stupid
Yo mama's...Fat	The Blonde and the Worm	Dr. Feelgood	The Redneck's Milk
Grosser than gross.. underwear	Soy Toy	Having to Take a Whisper	Yo Mama
Yo mama's Teeth	Psychology Class	Reverend	Jesus and Moses
Yo Mama's So Fat... High Heels #2	Special Remedy	The Blonde and the Zipper	Yo Mama's So Disgusting
Getting Flowers	Blonde at the Appliance Store	Witchy Women	TiVo
A Scottish tourist at his first baseball game...	Honda