Lawyer Stamps

Q: Why did the post office recall the new lawyer stamps?

A: Because people could not tell which side to spit on.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Gumor's Orifice Confusion	Skittles	Lawyer and Sperm	A man's logic
Yo mama's So Poor	Adult Swim	Yo Mama's So Dumb... 18 Not Admitted	How do you know the Toothbrush was invented...
Yo Mama's So Fat... Space	Mr. Macho	Confessions Of Sodom	Yo Mama's So Poor
Yo Mama's So Fat... St. Louis	Arctic Hooker	747 Full of Lawyers	Our local drugstore was robbed of 500 bottles...
Blonde Laugh	White, Slimy, & Horny	A man at a retirement home was walking ...	Yo mama's...Fat
One Good Deed	Bush and Polly	Your teeth are so busted...	Yo Mama's so fat... quarter
Yo mama's So Fat... Married	Higher Larnin'	Three nuns die and go to heaven....	Microsoft and a Halter Top
Into the Dust Bin Laden of History	More Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!	Redneck... Rich	The Great Crab Escape
The Three Nuns	Yo mama's...Fat	What Do You Call?	Rhyming Riddles Are The Best
Yo mama's had more pricks than...	J.Lo and doorknobs	Blonde - Detectives	Olllllld Lawyer
Reagan and Clinton	Blonde and Missed Bus	A Mall Order	Seek and Ye Shall Find...
People Really Said These Things In Court	Don't Step Out of the Car	Bad Blondes, Whatcha Gonna Do?	The Businessman's Lucky Seat
Yo mama's So Ugly	Blondes and Fun