Yo mama's...Fat

Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses duct tape for Band-aids.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Redneck Home Improvement	Top 13 Never Heard At Daytona 500	Bush's Tragedy	You Might Be a Redneck if...
Yo Mama's So Ugly	Peeping Tom vs. A Pickpocket	Drivers' Ed	Yo mama's tities...
Blonde Secretary's Memo to her Boss	Yo Mama's So Poor	Legalese	What's the difference between a...
What's The Difference, Yo?	What's blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette...	Yo mama's...Dirty	Gags For The Office Drone
Lunch is back	More Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!	Smurf and Turf	An airline's passenger cabin was being ...
Yo mama's So Flat	Yo mama's...Greasy	Divorce	Infectious Fast Food
Please pass the mayo	Osama's Ride	Yo mama's...Blue Bathing Suit	Cow Pat Lip Gloss
Genie in a bottle	Britney & Christina Get Locked Out	A Country War	That's A Buncha Bull
Yo Mama's So Fat... Army	Signs You Should Join E-Mailers Anonymous	Tasty, tasty fat!	Elevator Scene
World War III	Yo mama's So Stupid	Bill Gates Buys Some Lovin'	Yo Mama Bath
Yo Mama's so old... act	Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!	Yo Mama so Bald	Blond Restroom Attendant
Don't Choke	Yo Mama Road Sign	Dirty Limerick	What P.M.S. Stands For
The Blonde's Roadside Emergency	You Might Be A Redneck...Wine