Yo mama's so dumb... you were born

Yo mama so stupid, when you were born she saw the umbilical cord and said, “Hey it comes with cable!”

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Dumb as Rocks	Cow with No Legs	Stinkin' Proof	The New 69
Yo Mama's So Fat... measurements	Checkout Conniption	Hiney Bubbles	Clinton & KFC
Eating is a Sport	Blonde Hide and Go Seek	Yo mama's So Poor	Euro-English Instead of German
Yo Mama's So Poor... Park	Peeping Tom vs. A Pickpocket	You Might Be A Redneck...Beer	Sliding Doors
Abstinence	Three Gay Men	Icy Blonde	Gags For The Office Drone
A Road Trip to Yo Mama	Yo mama's So Fat... Lifeguard	History Remembers Bill Clinton	Yo mama's so fat... train
Goverment Wrestling Federation	Lesbian Harem	Tennis Balls	Condom Size Tester
Two hicks at a toy store	Redneck Ghost Story	The Deer Hunt	Blonde Coffee Drinker
Yo Po' and Yo Bathroom Be Nasty	Gross Cornflakes	Lawyers vs. Vampires	Why does the TV like the remote?
Law School for Nuns	Which Hole?	Cartwheeling for Cash	Yo mama's So Hairy
You Might Be A Redneck...Riviera	The Aggie	Blondes and Colds	Taliban Poetic Justice
The Engineer's Love Life	Keep it on the DL	Blonde Robbery	Wallet and Genitals
Gonna Marry	Inventions