Convenience Store

How are a blonde's legs like a convenience store?

They're always open.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Two Middle Easterners Exchange Moronic Lies	Yo Mama's Halloween	Brace yourself	Little People have little...
Yo momma's so fat she has to polish her nails...	Yo Mama's So Fat... National Weather Agency	Daddy, What Is Sex?	History Remembers Bill Clinton
The Origin of Little Debbie	Yo mama's So Stupid	72?	Yo mama's so Stupid
New Favorite Number	Pickmeup	Lawyer Stamps	Rookie Pitcher
A Blonde Party	Lawyers in the Trees	Elephant...Cherry Tree	Getting Old
A man and his pet giraffe walk into a bar...	Redneck Family Values	Windows 666	Yo Mama's... Ugly
Constipation	Blonde and License Plates	Signs You've Had Enough of the New Millenium	Retired Marine
Oldest Couple Ever	Yo mama's So Stupid	Bleachin Yo Mama	Cuban Delicacy
Dr. Dre's Prognosis	Yo Mama's So dumb, International Dateline	Dirty Tricks	Saddam's Bumperstickers
Elephant Time	Peeing Leprechaun	Blonde Brushing Hair	Bob Dole's Band
You mama's so stupid... tripped	Yo mama's So Stupid...TV	Yo Mama's...Stupid	In school one day, the teacher decided that ...
Redneck Honeymoon	Person 1: Did you know Saddam has a bounty?	Blonde - Death in the Family	Blondes and Virgins
Bar... Alabama	Yo mama's...Blue Bathing Suit