Yo mama's...ugly

Yo' Mama is so ugly, she can't get a date off a calendar.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo Mama's So Dumb	Yo mama's...Fat	Yo mama's so fat... mayonnaise	Redneck Family Values
Loose Constructionists	Mama knows how to have fun	Blond Father	Slippery Doorknob
Yo Mama's So Hairy	Blonde Who Has it All	Our local drugstore was robbed of 500 bottles...	Invisible Carrots
A woman went to her priest with a problem...	Yo mama's So Fat	Le Parfumerie y le Blonde	Three Hellos
With Andy Rooney	Dubya 'Do.	A Daring New Position	A Scotsman is on holiday in New York City...
Yo mama's...Stupid	Adam Talks All About Eve	Top 10 Things You Don't Want Dubya to Say	Yo mama's So Fat... Smiles
A blonde was out on a date. Her date said ...	Bin Laid	Yo mama's...Ugly	Doctor Demented
Smurfette	Yo mama's So Fat	Redneck Fly-swatter	Clinton's DNA
Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo mama's so ugly	Icy Blonde	Yo mama's...Fat
Yo mama's so fat... Sherpas	Blonde Coffee Breaks	Yo mama is so dumb...	Intellectual Bathroom Graffiti
40 Things Never Said By Southerners	Yo Mama's So Fat... Horse	Elephant...Cherry Tree	Yo mama's So Nasty
A blonde comes home and finds her mom dead ...	You Might Be A Redneck If...Bowling	Clinton's DNA	Bad reception
Deaf and Dumb Kid	Yo mama so fat...