Saddam Hussein in a Foxhole

You are stuck in a foxhole with a cobra, Saddam Hussein, a lawyer, and only two bullets in your gun. What do you do?

Shoot the lawyer twice.

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Blondes and Ice Cubes	Blonde and a Sock	Nasty Mama	Dr. Doctor
You Might Be A Redneck...Truck	Euro-English Instead of German	Rush Limbaughs Chauffeur	Yo mama's So Ugly
Mail Order Blonde	Yo Mama's So Fat... Kick	Blonde and Prawn	Yo mama is FUGLY
Gum	There's No People Like Snow People	Yo mama's So Poor	Sleeping Beauty, Hercules and Don Juan
Why I Am So Tired	Jingle Balls	The Seven Dwarfs	Cheerleading Tryouts
Move Over Little Johnny	Yo Mama's... Ugly	Redneck Anthem	Flash Me
Yo Mama Like a Stamp	The Perfect Woman	How do you drown a blonde?	Not Going To Try This Again
Railroad Redneck	Smartass Record Shop	Halle Berry Bares All	Dynamite!
Blonde's Finals	Comfortable	Gary Condit Gets Down to Business	Yo Mama's So Fat... Drives
Play Dead	International Beer Syndrome	Grosser Than Gross Kiss	Southern Values
The Seven Dwarfs	Blonde With Braces	Yo mama's So Poor	Switch!
Dumb Crooks Roundup	Bush, Cheney, and the Buck	Hard Sleepin'	Counting Condoms
Redneck in a Suit	Yo mama's So Fat