Two Hookers

 
Two hookers were riding around town with a sign on top of their car that said, ''TWO PROSTITUTES -- $50.00.'' A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they'd either have to remove the sign or go to jail. Just at that moment, another car passed with a sign saying, ''JESUS SAVES.'' The hookers asked the cop why he let the other car go and he said, ''Well, that's a little different, it pertains to religion.'' So the two ladies took their sign down and drove off. The following day the same cop in the area noticed the two ladies driving aound with a large sign on their car again. Figuring he had an easy bust, he began to catch up with them when he noticed the new sign which read, ''TWO ANGELS SEEKING PETER -- $50.00.''

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