Sliding Doors

How are a blonde's legs like automatic doors?

You walk toward them and they open!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Dumb as Rocks	Interesting Appearance. Not Normal	Yo mama's So Fat	Yo mama's So Stupid
You So Ugly	Guns don't kill....	Gary Condit's Fowl Behavior	Bad Lawyer
Code for Love	Bush BM	Yo Mama's So Hairy	Soapy Sales
A falling out	Sex Math 101	Dr. Dre's Prognosis	Little-Known Facts
Cow with No Legs	Yo Mama's So Dirty	The Top 6 Ways a Football is Like a Blonde	Nudist BMOC
High Sperm Count	Yo mama's...Old	Redneck College Grad	Aliens Attack
Black and White and Red All Over	Yo Daddy Is So Bald	Yo Mama so Bald	In All the Land
One Good Deed	Genital Mutilation is Funny	Fascinating	Hiding In The Closet
Yo mama's so fat... shaves	Flash Me	Red Ribbon Blue Ribbon	You Might Be A Redneck...Fireworks
One hungry Bush...	Things Found Only In America	Scags Who Blew Bill	Cartwheeling for Cash
Cannibals	Monica's Deposition	Blonde Nurse	The Golfer and the Leprechaun
Yo mama's So Fat	You So Ugly	If Ever You're Choking...	Yo mama's So Hairy
Phone Line	Gary Condit Gets Down to Business