Sliding Doors

How are a blonde's legs like automatic doors?

You walk toward them and they open!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Eat Your Vegetables	Dr. Dre's Prognosis	Breadcrumbs in the Toilet	Some Things You Just CAN'T
Yo momma so stupid...	Megastore, Megasale	Yo Mama's So Fat... Nose Hair	A Brief Visit to the Doctor
Fishing for a Week	Bone Diggers	There is this old couple and they have been ...	Yo mama's So Ugly
Yo Mama's So Poor	Urinalotta Trouble	Dr. Love	Circumcisional Evidence
Yo Mama's So Poor... Her face	Three Gay Men	Yo Mama's So Stupid	The NEW Poopie List!
Yo mama is FUGLY	The Blind Man	Yo Mama's So Stupid	In-law vs Outlaw
Yo Mama's So Country	Montana Ghost Story	Things Dubya Shouldn't Say	Dinner's On The Table
Uncle Tommy's Closet	Porcupines	Video Blonde	Constipation
Dr. Dre's Prognosis	One Minute Maid	Confucius...Sausage	Two Sperm
George Bush is so stupid...	Sanitary Blonde	LSD Cocktail	Yo Mama is Like a Stamp
Annoying Boy on Bus	The Chinese Workman	Yo Mama's So Fat... School Bus	Lightbulb...Californians
Yo mama's so dumb... hour	Flour Patch	Toy Cars And Breastices	Yo mama's So Stupid
Yo mama's...Bus	Limbless Prostitute