Yo mama is so fat, when she skips a meal...

Yo mama is so fat when she skips a meal, the stock-market drops.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Lawyers and God	Yo Mama's So Fat... National Weather Agency	Blonde Bicycle	Stuck in the middle
Adult Swim	Yo mama's So Fat	Dr. Doctor	Okie Jokie
Elephant...Cherry Tree	The State of Lawyers	Yo mama's So Fat... Leather	Potatoes Hotatoes
Lawyer-Client Relations	Black Sheep	Red Ring	Yo Mama's So Fat... rolls
Blonde's Favorite Ten Years	Clinton's DNA	Women Pass Less Gas	That's Really, Really Nasty & Practical
Cris Cross	New FDA Alcohol Warnings for Booze Bottles	Yo Mama's So Fat... Panty Lines	Yo Mama's So Fat... Shocks
Yo Mama Like a Stamp	Blonde in Freezer	Yo mama's...Fat	Carefully Placed Periods
Martin Scorscese is interviewing three ...	Brunette Meets Genie	Yo mama's...Stupid	Monica At The UN
Sliding Doors	Blonde Bedtime	Clinton's First	Right of Way
Blonde and Drive-Thru	A Daring New Position	Yo Mama's so Smelly... Yeast	Skip To My Fool
Screw The World	Blonde Welfare	Yo mama's So Ugly	Yo mama so ugly...
Yo mama's so stupid... plane	How does herpes leave the hospital?	Poor Mama	Flighty Blonde
Yo mama is so stupid	The CIA had an opening for an assassin.