Monica & The Rest Of Us

Q: What's the difference between Monica
Lewinsky and the rest of us?
A: To get some dick in the White House, we just voted!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Genital Mutilation is Funny	Extra! Extra! Motorola Buys Enron	Use Your Pituitary	Yo mama's So Ugly
Whistle While You Twurk	Door Hinge	Fair-Haired Science Fair	Hired Help
Sliding Doors	Blonde and a Pig	Yo Mama's So Fat... Space	Clinton -vs- Titanic
Lawyers Aren't The Only Ones To Object	Baby Mama	Yo mama's So Fat... Smiles	Roman Warrior
Yo Mama's...Fat	Yo mama's so fat...	Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands	A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes...
Yo mama's so poor... drive-bys	Whats the difference between Saddam Hussein ...	Rush Limbaughs Chauffeur	Monica's New Boyfriend
Yo mama's So Poor	Clinton's DNA	Our local drugstore was robbed of 500 bottles...	Job Application
Yo mama's So Poor	Yo Mama's Scalp Condition	Tickle These, Elmo	Blonde...Faxes
Slick Willy	Hiding In The Closet	The Mailbox	A Few Good Men
Me, I want a hoola hoop	10	Hi-Steppin' Mama	500 lawyers in the ocean
Yo mama's So Fat	Arkansas Scholars	Multi-Balls	Blow in the Blonde's
Blonde's Salon	What do you call Satan and a lawyer?	Test Tube Baby	The Blonde's Roadside Emergency
Viva Las Vegas	You Might Be A Redneck...Crime Scene