Leeches

What is the difference between a leech and a lawyer? The leech stops sucking you dry after you're dead.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo Mama's Version of Safe Sex	I Don't Like My Brother	32 Rednecks	Yo mama and a rat
The Businessman's Lucky Seat	Office English Dictionary	Yo mama's So Ugly	Like Father Like Son
Bigfoot and Blonde	Our Little Carrie Loves To Screw	The Three Horses of the Apocalypse	Redneck Drivers
Drink up	Blondes 'n' Birth Control	Soapy Sales	The Blonde Flight Attendant
Redneck Drivers	Woman Says, Man Hears	The Witty Truck Driver	Jane's Addiction
Yo mama's breath stink so bad...	Rock da House	Girlfriend 1.0 -> Wife 1.0	Where do one legged people?
Doctor, Doctor! Gimme The News!	That's A Buncha Bull	Quotes About the French	Yo mama's So Poor
Elvis vs. Al Gore	Bone Diggers	Bad Day Blondie	Blonde's Coat Hanger
Blondes Love Puzzles	Captain Hook's Death	Yo mama's... Roller Coaster	Yo Mama's So Fat... Scrubs
Soccer Blonde	Rump Roastin'	Smokey the Bear	Bill Gates Buys Some Lovin'
Yo mama's So Poor	I'd Rather Have a Puppy	Blonde - Death in the Family	Lesbians in a Canoe
Airy Sex	Bar... Alabama	Dump List	You Might Be A Redneck If... Father
Yo mama's So Ugly	Bathtub Anxieties