Leeches

What is the difference between a leech and a lawyer? The leech stops sucking you dry after you're dead.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Redneck College Grad	Rent	Yo mama is so stupid...	Occupy This
Dumb as Rocks	Blonde Pillow Talk	Blonde Shower	Call Me Back
Nailing Osama	Genital Mutilation is Funny	Yo mama's...Fat	It was a hot day in Iowa. Helga hung the...
Four Worms and a Funeral	Yo Mama's So Ugly	Saddam's Bumperstickers	Mozart Beyond the Grave
Does That Leg Go All The Way Up?	Clinton's Protection	People Who Should've Won This Years Nobel Prize	An Egyptian man is walking...
Abstinence	George W. Bush was caught breaking	Times When the F-word Was Appropriate	Multi-Balls
Tennis Balls	Redneck Accessories	Doctor Demented	Smart Pills
You Might Be A Redneck If...Easter	Bush and Son	Did I do that?	Blonde Bummer
Yo mama's Teeth Are so Crooked...	Elephantitis	Yo mama's So Stupid	The Redneck's Milk
Taxed Blonde	Yo mama's so fat...	Out of T.P.	I Am Confused. Really, Really Confused.
Screwdrivin' Clinton	Yo mama's So Old	Definition of Agony	Yo Mama and Yo Daddy
Substituting Rats for Lawyers	Yo mama's teeth are so yellow...	Piano Solo	George Dubya on a Sinking Ship
A sailor walked into a bar with a small ...	You Might Be A Redneck...Riviera