Blondes and Brunettes

Q: Why did God create blondes?

A: Because sheep can't bring beer from the fridge.

Q: Why did God create brunettes?

A: Neither could the blondes.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Osama is Celebate	Yo Mama's So Fat... Smaller	I Just Wanna Ride	You Might Be A Redneck If...Match
Yo mama's...Fat	Yo mama's...Fat	We're Studying Hard	Yo mama's So Old
Go To The LMV	Yo mama's So Fat	Banana Peel	The corporate ladder
Four Men and Their Dogs	Circumcisional Evidence	Jungle Gaiety	A Real Ball Buster
Bush Does a Favor	Lightbulb... Arkansas	Mom's Sponge	Pee On A Ferrari
Teaching A Buncha Hooligans	Yo Mama's So Fat... Zoo	Y'Might Be A Redneck	Yo mama's So Stupid
Yo mama just gets dumber...	German Virginity	Leeches	Blonde in Freezer
Yo mama so fat...	Silent Bunny Humping	Redneck Jedi II	You Know You're Old
Yo Mama's So Poor... Her face	Yo Mama's... Stupid: Pepsi	Hard Drive	Free Sex Contestants
Bad Case of the Stutters	Government Tactics	One Good Deed	Knock-Knock Blonde
Wife's Work on the Sly	Mechanic's Lube	A Little Testy	The Lawyer's Funeral
The True Story	Space Shuttle Redneck	Yo mama's So Fat... Baptised	I Don't Like My Brother
Smurfette	Dog Days