Blondes and Brunettes

Q: Why did God create blondes?

A: Because sheep can't bring beer from the fridge.

Q: Why did God create brunettes?

A: Neither could the blondes.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Loose Potatoes	Yo mama's Teeth So Crooked	Joke for Limeys	Lawyer and Vulture
Tigger Please	Trapped Inside a Whale	Degrees of the Law	What Didja Learn?
You Might Be A Redneck...Paved Road	B-Day Sex	Barbie and Britney	747 Full of Lawyers
Glories of old age	Froggie Proposal	Blonde Goes to the Airport	Womanly Secret
George W. Bush was caught breaking	Blonde in a Leather Jacket	Bush at the Wheel	Perfumed Blonde
If _____ Made Toasters	Yo Mama's So Stupid	The Govinator	Y'Might Be A Redneck
Condom Brands	A Scotsman is on holiday in New York City...	Le Parfumerie y le Blonde	Blonde Jokes...Or Are They?
Yeehaw! The Alabama Lottery!	Toy Cars And Breastices	Parakeet Cereal	Yo mama's...Fat
Redneck Disaster	Yo Mama's... Ugly	Yo mama's had more pricks than...	Redneck Yardwork
Yo mama is so dumb...	Dye, Blonde, Dye	Yo mama's so dumb... airport	Yo mama's So Fat
Archeological Gag	Blonde's Finals	America has finally captured Saddam ...	Special Remedy
Factory Girl	Yo mama's tities...	You Might Be A Redneck...Bambi	Yo Mama's... Ugly
Hard Sleepin'	Baby Gates and Microsoft