Yo mama's So Ugly

Yo mama is so ugly when she wakes up to salute the day the sun runs to hide.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo Mama's So Fat... measurements	Yo mama is so dumb...	What do you call a blonde with a dollar ...	Yo Mama's So Ugly
The Leprechaun Of The Bathroom	Raggedy Ann and Pinnochio	Blonde House Party	Vetoed Valentine Promotions
That's crazy	Tardy Blonde	Blonde and Rock n' Roller	Still Together
Redneck Bubble Baths	Redneck Honeymoon	Whitehouse Parrot	Hide the Duke
Yo Mama's So Fat... Elevator	Dumb as Rocks	Dubya 'n' Drugs	Jerome is Dead!
Upside Down Blonde	Yo Mama's So Fat... Swim	Scags Who Blew Bill	Big Fat Mopeds
Girlfriend 1.0 -> Wife 1.0	Goodyear Rubber	Viva Las Vegas	A blonde goes to an office party and wins...
Sensitive Men	How to Sell a Bible	Yo mama's...Stupid	Yo Mama's So Fat... Clothes
The Wonder Bra	Yo Mama's so Smelly... Yeast	Yo mama's...Ugly	White, Slimy, & Horny
Latex Gloves	Yo mama's so dumb...	Yo Mama's So Small	Octogenarian Barroom Chat
You Might Be A Redneck...Truck	Yo Mama's Teeth	Clinton's Finished Now	Redneck Theft
Wright, Right?	Yo mama's So Poor	An Ugly Position	Lunch Anyone?
White House Synonyms	International Beer Syndrome