Yo mama's So Ugly

Yo mama is so ugly when she wakes up to salute the day the sun runs to hide.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Branch-Davidians	Who's the Boss?	Grosser Than Gross Kiss	Boyfriend, Granpa and Rover
Yo mama's So Poor	Osama Bin Lighted	Rent	Yo Mama's So Fat... 7-11
Rush Limbaughs Chauffeur	Ways to Tell a Redneck is on Your Computer	Growing Old	Yo mama's So Old
Yo mama's So Hairy	Yo mama so po'	Yo mama's... easy	Jane's Addiction
Mustard -- A Tragic Story	Lawyers Aren't The Only Ones To Object	Buried Lawyers	Morning at the White House
Ghetto Wedding Cake	Sheep Boy	Brunette Shopping	Dubya 'Do.
I Guess That's Fair	Yo mama's So Poor	Blonde Multiple Orgasms	What Do I Look Like?
Return the Dog	Clinton's Favorite Things	Yo mama's So Ugly	Yo mama's...Skinny
Yo Mama vs. a Winding Road	Elementary, My Dear Jerkface	The Lawyer Who Was Too Big to Bury	Healthy Virgin
The Blind Man	Rhyming Riddles Are The Best	A Letter To Tide	Yo mama's so nasty, I came over and asked...
French Joke	Beatles	Baby, I've Got A Question For You	Nutty Hunters
Mary Had A Little Lamb	Maria's Vida Loca	Yo mama's so fat... tickle me	Factory Girl
Roosters vs. Lawyers	Eternal Judgment