If Microsoft Was Looking for Drivers

If Microsoft built cars you would need to restart your car, then it would perform illegal operations and crash.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Clinton's Music	Guess Who?	Fresh Meat	Top 10 Funny Store Signs
Talking Italian	Blonde...Passenger	Yo mama's So Stupid	Redneck Bubblebath
Talking Blondes	Sharper Than a Ginsu	What do you call a blonde with a dollar ...	Megastore, Megasale
Redneck Porch	Line of Blondes	Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!	Confessions Of Sodom
Apple and Worm	Michael Jackson and Casper	Blondes 'n' Birth Control	Clinton's Protection
Whats the difference between Saddam Hussein ...	Yo Mama's So Fat... Restaurant Gave Her	Important Question	Yo Mama's So Ugly
Yo Mama's So Stupid	Stoplight	That's Really, Really Nasty & Practical	If _____ Made Toasters
Men Two Hobbies	Tasties in a Half Shell	Brunette Shopping	Yo mama's So Poor
Yo momma so dumb she ...	Lawyers' Lucky Break	Sick Hick	The Amputee Blonde in the Tree
Yo Mama's So Fat... Donut Shop	A lady walks into her doctors office ...	Sensitive Men	Blonde and Brunette, Falling
Redneck on the Roof	Getting Old	Yo Mama's So Fat... High Heels #2	The Eyes Have It
Return the Dog	Hot 'n' Heavy	Gonna Marry	Dictaphone
Redneck Honeymoon	Houston Schoolin'