Yo Mama's So Fat... Bacon

Yo mama is so fat that she keeps a pack of bacon for dental floss.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Waterskiing with Blondie	A Zoo Story	Dr. Dre's Prognosis	North vs. South
Accident on the Golf Course	Line of Blondes	A Real Ball Buster	Saddam Hussein in a Foxhole
Toilet-Bathtub Conversation	Job Fair	Yo mama's So Fat	Uncle Tommy's Closet
Yo Mama's So Ugly... Born	Big Tongue	George Bush is So Stupid...	A Hole in the Head
OJ's Airport Limo Service	Designated drunkard	Chicken and egg are lying in...	Bad Lawyer
Yo mama's so fat... strechmarks	One day a hunter was walking...	Blonde's Coat Hanger	Yo Mama's So Fat... Zoo
Pete's Wicked Blonde Ale	Clemson Wedding -- A long, true story	Guess Who?	Chillin' Biddies
Who dun it?	How To Get A Raise	All-Time Favorite Blonde Hijinx!	Elephant and Man
The Blue Eye	Why are New Yorkers always depressed?	Yo Mama Bald	You Might Be A Redneck...Dog
Halle Berry Bares All	Yo mama's...Stupid	Yo mama's Teeth	Out of T.P.
Bishop And The Ass	Yo mama's so dumb... you were born	De-evolution	A manager walks into his office...
Hanging With Rednecks	Yo Mama's So Fat.. Thong	Monica and Bob Dole	What's The Difference, Yo?
Yo mama's so stupid... Wu-tang	Latex Gloves