Blondes and Turtles

What do turtles and blondes have in common?

If they're on their back, they're screwed!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

You Might Be A Redneck If...Bowling	Energizer Bunny	Dubya Quotes	A trucker picks up a hitchhiker...
Yo mama's So Stupid	More True-Life Accounts of Stupidity	Hillbilly Newlyweds	Clinton 'n' Buddy
Bush's Morning Run	Husbands' Performance	Tasties in a Half Shell	Pacific Ocean Lawyers
Degrees of the Law	The Three Ugly Ducklings	Teaching A Buncha Hooligans	Using Computers for a Gratuitous Screw Reference
Yo mama's So Poor	Parrot-Prostitutes	A blonde wearing a headset walks into a salon	Blonde, Santa, Pregnant Woman
One hungry Bush...	Smile if You're Blonde	Drink up	Yo mama's So Old
Yo Mama's So Fat... St. Louis	Paper Street	Yo Mama's So Fat... Volkswagen	Soapy Sales
A Blonde's Brain At Work	Yo mama's so ugly... stuck her face	The Skeleton	Yo mama's So Fat... Smiles
Bush Has a Short One	What is red and green?	Return the Dog	Dirty Knees
Proverbs	Blonde Ambition	Work Blows	Man and Pharmacist
People Really Said These Things In Court	Yo Mama Like a Stamp	Girls and Planes	Yo momma is so dumb that when the waiter ...
Yo mama's So Fat...Sidewalk	Yo mama's So Old	Blonde E-Mail	Yo mama's So Ugly
Don't Choke	You Might Be A Redneck...Gas Pedal