You Might Be A Redneck If...Toothpick

You might be a redneck if you had to remove your toothpick for the wedding pictures!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

What do you call an abortion in Czechslovakia?	Work Blows	The Offspring	Kleenex
Male Masturbation	Blonde's Vocabulary	The Painter & Her Eyesight	Yo Mama's so dumb... car
Toilet-Bathtub Conversation	You Might Be A Redneck If...Whiskey	Bush, Einstein and Picasso	Nuns Should Beware San Francisco Buses
Learning to Fly	You Might Be A Redneck If...Pool Table	Clinton's DNA	Gum
Dubya 'Do.	Blonde Brushing Hair	Britney ain't no Barbie Doll	Yo mama's...Fat
Blondes 'n' Birth Control	Yo mama's so poor, she only has...	Yo mama's Teeth Are so Crooked...	There is this old couple and they have been ...
Hairclub for Women	Yo Mama's So Fat... Donut Shop	Yo mama's...Fat	Cinderella Gets Some Ash
This Joke is Bananas!	Chair Man of the Board	Cow Pat Lip Gloss	Elevator Scene
Eternal Judgment	Blondes in a Volkswagen	Computer Breasts	Gold Digger
Yo Mama's So Fat... Klumps	Yo mama's So Ugly	Blonde vs. a Ritz Cracker	Movie Magic
I'd Rather Have a Puppy	Yo momma so stupid...	No Arms, No Legs... Urinal	The Devoted Wife
One hungry mama	I Still Don't Get It	Animal House	The Boss
Don't Kick the Animals, Man	No Arms and No Legs... Pile