Osama's Ride

Osama bin Laden and one of his followers were riding on a camel when they stopped at a small town. Bin Laden got off the camel and lifted up its tail and looked at the camel's butt. Just then a guy came over and said, "What are you doing?"

Osama replied, "About 2 miles back I heard someone say, 'Hey, look at the two assholes on that camel.'"

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