Jokes

Links

 

 

The Blonde and the Jumper

 
A blonde and a redhead met in a bar after work for a drink, and were watching the 6 O'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge.

The blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump, and the redhead replied, “I'll take that bet!”

Anyway, sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead the $50 she owed. The redhead said, “I can't take this, you're my friend. I have to admit, I saw this on the 5 o'clock news, so I can't take your money.”

The blonde replied, “Well, so did I, but I never thought he'd jump again!”

40 votes, And 629 Hits
Rating:

 .: Random 50 Funny Jokes

.: Most Popular Jokes
Rub It
Which girlfriend should I marry?
70 Ways to keep a women happy
Michael Jackson's baby
Viagra Overdose
Topless Fat Woman
Talking to your Wife
You know what I am?
Yo mama's so fat... hot dogs
Yo mama is so dumb...

.: Highest Rated Jokes
The Rescue
Marriage Requirments
Yo mama's...Old
Yo Mama's So Fat... Yellow Raincoat
Hulking Mass
Inoffensive Nicknames for Breasts
How Many Interns?
Pause
Bar... Alabama
Baking Chocolate Chip Cookies