Bad Day Blondie

How do you know a blonde's having a bad day?

Her tampon's behind her ear and she can't find her pencil.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

What do you call a prostitute's children?	Who's the Boss?	Hairclub for Women	Yo mama's so fat... motorcycle
Call Me Back	The Lord Will Provide	Yo mama is so fat she sells shade in the ...	I feel like chicken tonight
An Honest Lawyer	Yo mama's So Fat	Paper Street	In a murder trial...
Redneck Soccer	Thee You In The Moth Pit	Hey fatty	Stumpy Legged Pink Dog
Nutty Hunters	Yo Mama's So Old	Yo mama's So Fat... Pumps	Blonde Half-Wit
Baby Drink	Bush is a Puppet?	Twelve Inch Pianist	Urinalotta Trouble
Gassy Broad	Donkey and Onion	Hey DJ	Adult Swim
Yo mama's So Stupid	Blondes and Buses	Famous People Say the Darndest Things	Lawyer Stamps
Bleachin Yo Mama	Psychology Class	Yo Mama's so fat... Liposuction	Blonde Shower
Yo mama's...Stupid	Getting Weighed	Stick of Dynamite	Blonde In A Bathroom
Don't Eat the Brown Ones	Blonde Coffee Drinker	Loose Potatoes	Country Politics
Don't Step Out of the Car	Al Gore's Piercings	Riding in Cars With Boys	Yo mama's So Poor
Family Reunion	Yo mama's So Poor