And You're Not Even Drunk

Q: What did the pollock say when he ran into the bar with a piece of shit in his hand?

A: Luck must be on my side tonight, look at what I almost stepped in.

79 votes, And 1172 Hits
	Rating:

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Ways to Tell a Redneck is on Your Computer	Snowmen and Snowwomen	A Zoo Story	Carpet
Yo Mama's So Ugly	Yo mama's so fat... swimming	Airplane Hijinx	Blonde Cell Death
Door Hinge	Bush's Morning Run	Cartwheeling for Cash	Beer Consumption
Redneck Spelling Test	Blondes in a Box	Apple and Worm	Yo mama's...Stupid
Alabama Farmer	It Ain't Margarita	Rush Limbaughs Chauffeur	Yum!
Yo Mama's So Greasy	Sex Relatively Speaking	The Painter & Her Eyesight	The Blind Man and the Whore
Yo mama's so stupid... order	Blonde Diet	Yo mama's So Fat	Disarming the Guard
Wallet and Genitals	Yo mama's So Fat... born	Yo Mama's So Stupid... Penny	Clemson Wedding -- A long, true story
Coming Into The Closet	Yo mama's So Ugly	Yo mama's So Poor	Deep In The Fourth Quarter
Christmas In Heaven	Yo mama's so dumb... hour	Yo Mama's So Fat... Shadow	Yo mama so ugly...
Redneck...Bath	If Dear Abby Were Dear Albert	I Guess That's Fair	Daddy, What Is Sex?
Hey DJ	Saving Her Butt	You Might Be A Redneck If...In-Laws	What Men Need Most
Yo mama's...Useless	Brainy Blonde