Sleeping Blonde

Why was the blonde having trouble sleeping?

She forgot to close her eyes.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's So Flat	Lying through your tooths	Braggadocio	Yo mama's Teeth So Crooked
Swinging Redneck	Lightbulb... Rednecks	Yo Mama's So Fat... Shadow	Yo mama's So Stupid
Viagra for Gramps	Yo Mama's So Fat... Turned On	The Facts of Life	Invisible Carrots
Lawyers' Lucky Break	Squirrel Kickin' Back	Blind Skydivers	Yo Mama's so fat... band
Dirty Tricks	Big pimpin'	Baking Blondes	You Might Be A Redneck...Total
You Might Be A Redneck...Porch	Yo mama's...Skinny	Yo Mama's So Stupid... Penny	Gone Fishin'
Brooklyn and Women	Broomsticks	Yo mama's so fat... shaves	Yo mama's so fat... train
Yo mama's so nasty...	Yo mama's so hairy... Tarzan	You Might Be A Redneck...Dog	Monica At The UN
Clinton's First	KFC: Our Daily Chicken	I Can't Drive 69	Nudist Colony
Honda	Yo Mama's So Fat... Butt	Jack and Jill II	Fart Glossary
Yo Mama's So Bald... Shower	The Housebroken Redneck	What would you do?	Clinton 'n' Buddy
Slick Willy	Redneck Birth Control... Cherrybomb	50 Ways To Annoy Osama bin Laden...	Hanging with Blondes
Blonde in a boat.	Yo Mama's so fat... scale