Star Trek

Q: What do the Starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?

A: They both circle Uranus searching for Klingons.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Blonde Looking for a Job	Yo mama's So Flat	Yo mama's so fat... rehab...	Tank Girl
People Really Said These Things In Court	Yo mama's so dumb... hour	Yo mama's...Fat	Dirty Swiss
The Blonde's Pregnancy Scare	You Might Be A Redneck...Fingernail	Respecting the First Lady	Yo Mama's So Fat... Both
Blond Father	Tickle These, Elmo	Brunette, Blonde & Railroad Tracks	Yo mama's So Fat
Yo Mama's So Poor... Bathroom	Yo mama's...Ugly	Goverment Wrestling Federation	Taliban Snippet
Pumpkin Pumper Pumped For Info	Clinton & A Screwdriver	Gary Condit's Lifeboat	Yo Mama's So Fat... doctor's office
10	Swing Low Sweet Charriot	Yo Mama's so fat... quarter	George Bush is so stupid...
Tenessee Football Player	Lawyers and Lightbulbs, Case #3	Yo Mama's So Fat... C-Section	Fooled You
Don't Say This During Sex	Arkansas Toothbrush	Yo mama's...Stupid	Definition of Agony
Whats the difference between Saddam's palaces ...	Lose 20 Lbs. Guaranteed!	The Wonder Bra	Yo mama's so poor... drive-bys
Blonde and Doorknobs	Comin' 'Cross the Ohio River	Blonde Lesbian	Redneck Wedding
Blonde Welfare	You Might Be A Redneck...	Redneck Anthem	Blonde's Computer Freeze
Stoplight	One day, a blonde left work early to go home ...