The Perfect Woman

Q: What is the definition of the perfect woman?

A: A deaf and dumb blonde nymphomaniac whose father owns a bar.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

What, No Golden Goose?	Cow with No Legs	Beatles	Old Lady Shakes
Bush's Morning Run	You are a Redneck...	Blonde's Vocabulary	You are a Redneck...
We're Studying Hard	Grandma Likes it H-A-R-D	Fred bin Flintsone	Blonde and Blonder
A Real Watch Dog	Law School for Nuns	Scooby Doo	Clear Blue Easy
Blonde in a Barber Shop	Intellectual Bathroom Graffiti	Fart Glossary	That's tacky
RANDOM AND CHEAP MARTHA STEWART JOKES	Inoffensive Nicknames for Breasts	Blonde Rolls Back The Odometer	Wallet and Genitals
Yo Mama's So Dumb	Dr. Dre's Prognosis	Gary Condit's M.O.	Speaking Women-ese
Executive Rimmin'	Yo Mama's So Old	You So Ugly	Pothead Shopper
Monster Valentine	Post Turtle President	No Special Sauce?	Yo Mama's House Is So Small
Yo Mama... B#$%*	Microsoft in Detroit?	Blonde Skydiver	Q & A...Shower
We take you now to the Oval Office	Yo mama's So Poor	Blonde's Wine	Kiss Me I'm Blonde
Homosexual	Yo mama's so old... antique shop	A blonde comes home and finds her mom dead ...	Bulimic Bachelor Party
Female Lawyer vs. Pitbull	Redneck Engineering Exam