The Perfect Woman

Q: What is the definition of the perfect woman?

A: A deaf and dumb blonde nymphomaniac whose father owns a bar.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Energizer Bunny	Blonde Passenger	Bin Laid	Yo Mama's So Fat... National Weather Agency
Concorde Humor	Using Computers for a Gratuitous Screw Reference	Blondes n' Crayons	Executive Decision
Snow Off-White	Crab Cakes	Yo mama's So Poor	You Might Be A Redneck If...Hairdo
Yo mama's So Dumb	Yo Mama's So Fat... X-Files Tee	Burger King	Diplomacy Definition
Vampire Date	Monster Mystery	Lightbulb... Arkansas	George W. Drowning
One hungry Bush...	Gold Digger	You might be i redneck if you drive your ...	You're So Poor
Stop Tailgating	The President Sucks	Yo mama's...Fat	How did Britney Spears...
Upside Down Blonde	What's Worse?	The Blonde's Special Order	Cinderella Gets Some Ash
Redneck Ghost Story	The Wonder Bra	A Fart Smeller or A Smart Feller	Yo mama's so hairy...
50 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator	Q & A...Shower	What's green and smells like ...	There were two blondes at the park...
Trucks and Babies	Mommy, Mommy!	Yo Mama's Like the Pilsbury Doughboy	Taliban Poetic Justice
Corpsalicious!	You Might Be A Redneck If...Genitalia	Definition of Suspicious	Banker Joke
Bill Gates' Honeymoon	Shoot The Pig