The Perfect Woman

Q: What is the definition of the perfect woman?

A: A deaf and dumb blonde nymphomaniac whose father owns a bar.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

President Clinton & the Pope	What, No Golden Goose?	KFC: Our Daily Chicken	A Shave and a Shine
Two Sperm	Funny Business	Yo mama's...Kidnappers	What Are Ya, Chicken?
Constipated Accountant	Pee On A Ferrari	Blonde and a Pig	Yo mama's...Old
Respectfully Cheating	Yo mama's so fat... runs	Bishop And The Ass	Yo mama's so fat...
What's That, Tampon?	Farmer Joe and his Mule	Scooby Doo	Workplace Farting: Options Explored
Yo Mama's So Fat... can't	Yo mama so ugly...	Yo mama's So Hairy	Yo Mama's Work Ethic
Things Found Only in America	Please pass the mayo	Spermally Speaking	You Might Be A Redneck If...Tattoo
Gross Cornflakes	Bad reception	Smartass Record Shop	The Wonder Bra
The Blonde's Pregnancy Scare	Full Speed Ahead	Yo Mama Like a Stamp	What is red and green?
Dinner on the Road	What is LXIX?	Yo Mama's so stupid... glass	I've Got Your Cookies Right Here, Baby
Feel the Hot Burn of Shame!!!	Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex	Snow	My Blonde Is Broken
There is a Navy guy and a Marine...	It was a hot day in Iowa. Helga hung the...	Blonde Carpenter	The Horny Guy and the Whorehouse
Impressing Women	Elephant and Prostitute