Osama is Celebate

Why doesn't Osama bin Laden have sex with his five wives?

Because every time he spreads their legs he sees Bush.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Dinner's Ready!	Once there was a blonde who wanted to prove ...	Please pass the mayo	Gary Condit Gets Down to Business
Lightbulb <----> Law Professor	Hitch Hike Up That Skirt	Dubya Quotes	Yo Mama
String in the Pants = Clean Hands	Whistle While You Twurk	Be Careful What You Wish For	More Zombie Baby Jokes
Baby, I've Got A Question For You	George Bush is So Stupid...	Friendly Neighbors	Two nuns from France were coming to New York...
Why I Am So Tired	Spermally Speaking	Drink up	That's crazy
Rhoids	Baby Drink	What's Worse?	Lawyer Stamps
Return the Dog	Yo mama's...Stupid	Into the Dust Bin Laden of History	Sister Mary Henry
Blonde and License Plates	Yo mama's... stupid	Yo mama's so nasty...	What's the difference between a blonde...
Men 'n' Lightbulbs	Bad Lawyer	Difference Boy & Girl	Signs You've Had Enough of the New Millenium
Yo mama's So Stupid...TV	Church	Yo Mama's So Stupid... Cliff	Beep Beep
Yo Mama Lipbia	Jingle Blondes	Man Walks Into a Lawyer's Office...	Bush got a coded message from Saddam
Blonde Rolls Back The Odometer	New Canadian Flag	Yo mama's So Ugly	Definition of Suspicious
Yo mama's So Ugly	Bill Gates and General Motors