Osama is Celebate

Why doesn't Osama bin Laden have sex with his five wives?

Because every time he spreads their legs he sees Bush.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Oh, Those Darn Lawyers	Cow with No Legs	Adam's New Organs	What Are Ya, Chicken?
Let's Play War	You are a Redneck...	You Might Be A Redneck...Paved Road	Yo mama's So Stupid
Free Sex with Fill Up	You Might Be A Redneck...Truck	The Hired Help	Blonde Makeup
Streakers and Strokers	The Hired Help	Bush Has Feelings Too	Girls Just Wanna Have Fun
Like Father Like Son	Yo Mama's So Fat... watch	The Blonde And The E-mail	Yo mama's so Stupid
Britney ain't no Barbie Doll	Free Sex Contestants	Let's Play War	Bush and Polly
You might be i redneck if you drive your ...	Dr. Doctor	Cosmopolitan Redneck	"Cocaine is a hell of a drug"
Yo mama's So Fat... Hot Dogs	In the back woods of Arkansas...	How To Get A Raise	Redneck Hitchiker
Clinton Poll	Shrinking, Red Narcissist	A man with a pegleg, hook hand and...	Yo Mama's So Fat... Restaurant Gave Her
Don't Kick the Animals, Man	Yo mama's had more pricks than...	Blonde and Doorknobs	That's crazy
The Blonde and the Blinker	Never Seen A Priest	Brain Cell	How to Know if You're a Redneck Jedi
You Might Be A Redneck	Blonde - Mating Call	The Last Southern Virgin	I See You!
Yo mama's So Fat	Fast Food for Rednecks