You Might Be A Redneck...Fireworks

You might be a redneck if...

your lifelong goal is to own a fireworks stand.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

The Three Horses of the Apocalypse	Osama Gets Loaded	Yo mama's So Ugly	Beatles
Playing Doctor	Yo Mama's So Stupid... Tripped	The Man With One Brain	Voodoo Enronomics
What Didja Learn?	Yo mama's So Ugly	A falling out	The Dentist
Topless Sunbather	Yo mama's So Poor	Yo mama's So Stupid	That's tacky
A squad of American soldiers was patrolling...	Family Honor	Yo mama's So Hairy	Urinalotta Trouble
In school one day, the teacher decided that ...	Mexican or Mexican't	Yo mama's so fat... shaves	Five Surgeons
Our Stupid Apartment's On Fire!	Bleachin Yo Mama	Yo mama's So Ugly	The Wonderful Thing About Tiggers
Microsoftie	Dr. Dre's Prognosis	Ladies First	Blonde and a Brunette on a Cliff
President Clinton & the Pope	Birdie Poem	Bad Lawyer	Britney ain't no Barbie Doll
Blonde Horse Ranch	Socks	Blonde's Air Conditioner	Long Road Home
Put It On Your Organ	Clinton Broke the 11th Commandment	Screwed, For Sure	Right of Way
I'd Rather Have a Puppy	Government vs. Mafia	Double Entendres Out The Wazoo	No More Labor Pains
Dirty Knees	Go Fish