Mary Had A Little Lamb

Mary had a little sheep

With this sheep

She went to sleep

The sheep turned out to be a ram

And Mary had a little lamb.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

The Redneck-Unabomber Connection	Perfect Penis	Concorde Humor	More True-Life Accounts of Stupidity
Osama = Crabs?	Sleeping Beauty, Hercules and Don Juan	One Side of a Phone Call between James Bond...	Baby Mama
Blonde Joke	Yo mama's So Hairy	Blonde in the Morning	Hannibal Lecter 'n' Britney
Yo mama's So Poor	Thank You For Flying With Us	Redneck Accessories	Breast Stroke
Dallas Cowboys' Texas Stadium	Rebuilding New York & Afghanistan	What Didja Learn?	Did I do that?
You Might Be A Redneck If... Prom	The Leprechaun Of The Bathroom	Yo mama's so poor...	Your teeth are so busted...
TeleBlond	Gary Condit's Pants	German Virginity	Nuns Should Beware San Francisco Buses
Eternity	Sex Relatively Speaking	Don't Eat the Brown Ones	Inoffensive Nicknames for Breasts
Santa, Tooth Fairy, Drunk, Lawyer	Yo mama's So Stupid	What's Your Poison?	Sign On The Brothel
Yo Mama's So Fat... Jumped	Yo Mama's So dumb, International Dateline	Yo Mama's So Ugly	Yo mama's so poor... drive-bys
Yo mama's so fat... pictures	Little Green Balls	Houston Schoolin'	Wallet and Genitals
Sex Over-Easy	Beware the Blonde Terrorist	Yo mama's So Stupid	Sorortiy sister, nympho & hooker
Big Tongue	Blonde Data