Mary Had A Little Lamb

Mary had a little sheep

With this sheep

She went to sleep

The sheep turned out to be a ram

And Mary had a little lamb.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Stumped Doc	Osama and Saddam are walking through a ...	Little Girls Who Suck	Sex-Obsessed Blonde
Loose Potatoes	What do you call 88 rednecks...	The New 69	The Mystery of Childbirth
Blonde's Salon	Bad Lawyer	Tennis Balls	Smart Pills
Miracle Exercise	Yo Mama's... Ugly	Adam and Eve, Surprised	Adam's New Organs
Redneck Grocrey	Monkey Business	Fifty-Dollar Bet	Condom Brands
What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common?	West Virgin-ia	There's No People Like Snow People	Pee On A Ferrari
Bunny Love	Yo mama's So Ugly	Yo mama's so fat... leg	Yo mama's so stupid... tv
Bad Lawyer	Mick Jagger and a Lonely Scotsman	You Might Be a Redneck if...	Monica's New Boyfriend
What's That, Tampon?	Yo mama's so fat... swimming	Get Your Feet Wet	Microsoft in Detroit?
Hoshimota	Yo mama's So Old	Shoplifting	Le Parfumerie y le Blonde
Bush is a Puppet?	In the back woods of Arkansas...	Pretty Hair	Ways to Let Someone Know Their Fly is Open
Hand me downs	Jack and Jill II	Bush, Cheney, and the Buck	Pharmacist Phun
Rush Limbaughs Chauffeur	That's Really, Really Nasty & Practical