Bird it Through the Grapevine

Have you heard about the man who did it with a parakeet?

He contracted chirpes and the worst thing?

It was untweetable.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

A Little Testy	Blonde...Sweet-n-Low	Two Blondes and a Lake	Bill Gates Buys Some Lovin'
You are a Redneck...	Bartender	Yo mama's tities...	Sexual Olympics
Me, I want a hoola hoop	Yo Mama's So Fat... Car	Be Careful What You Wish For	Paraplegic
You Stink So Bad	Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands	Fat Dude	Pink Floyd
Mail Order Blonde	The Great Crab Escape	Free Sex with Fill Up	Yo mama's So Ugly
The First Lady's patriotic duties	Red Ring	Girlfriend 1.0 -> Wife 1.0	Blonde and Halogen
People Who Should've Won This Years Nobel Prize	You're Like A...	Yo mama's...Stupid	Yo mama's Teeth So Crooked
Yo mama's...Forklift	Condom Size Tester	It's A War-Like Country	Our local drugstore was robbed of 500 bottles...
Blonde and License Plates	You Might Be a Redneck if...	Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!	Nudist Camp
The Redneck's Milk	HMO Executive	Yo Mama's So Fat... Hula Hoop	The Painter & Her Eyesight
Dumb mama joke	Yo mama's So Fat	Yo mama's So Ugly	A Few Good Men
Osama Mama	Concorde Humor	Yo Mama's So Ugly... Taco Bell	You're So Ugly
Abstinence	Bin Laden vs Custer