Bird it Through the Grapevine

Have you heard about the man who did it with a parakeet?

He contracted chirpes and the worst thing?

It was untweetable.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Microsoftie	Yo mama's so dumb... you were born	Blondes and Ice Cubes	An Ugly Position
The Engineer's Love Life	Paper Street	What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra...	Blonde Who Has it All
What, No Golden Goose?	Yo mama's...Stupid	Constipation	The Top 6 Ways a Football is Like a Blonde
Man Catches Crocodile	Three Gay Men	Dog Days	Respectfully Cheating
Bill Gates' Hard Drive	Bring Your Daughter to Work Day	Yo mama's So Stupid	Cheerleading Tryouts
What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common?	Little Johnny is Number One	Clinton/Elian Gonzales	Microsoft and a Halter Top
West Virginia Custody Battle	Ignorance	Yo Mama's Fertile	SF Pregnancy Rate
George Bush is So Stupid...	Political Pampers	Fish TV	Lawyers vs. Vampires
Yo mama's...Stupid	Why does the TV like the remote?	Elephant and Man	Lawyers' Birth Control
Burger King	Yo Mama's So Funky	Sleeping Beauty, Hercules and Don Juan	Yo mama's so stupid...
Blondes at Sea	Ancient Chinese Torture	Genealogy	Yo mama's So Fat... Sea World
Wright, Right?	Connection Between Star Trek and TP	Yo momma is so dumb that when the waiter ...	Gay Midget
Dirty Limerick	Yo Mama's So Fat... Moby